Infrequently Discussed But Nonetheless Ubiquitous Ways to Improve Your Bottom Line

 

Do not forget that you can always set your own exchange rate:

Toenail clippers are cheaper than new socks:

 

The medical bills incurred from your inevitable heart attack will be higher than the salary the heart attack-causing job pays you anyway:

 

Besides, because life isn’t fair, so you can probably find something to be grossly overcompensated for doing instead:

 

Being a not-bad person pays better dividends than being an abusive drunk, no matter how good a deal that place’s happy hour is:

 

It’s cheaper to make something awesome than it is to make mediocre stuff and then try to promote it:

 

Sitting up straight often makes you look classier than wearing designer clothes:

 

Proper oral hygiene is always a rock-solid investment:

 

Jessica Hagy ponders around and draws pictures. You can find more of her doodles at Indexed, Forbes, and Smithsonian.com.

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2 Comments / Post A Comment

ejcsanfran (#248)

Shouldn’t that oral hygiene chart have a “foulness of breath” axis?

forex (#6,195)

Please post more of this. I largely enjoyed it. forex trading :)

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